Sandy Kane Blew Comedy Show
|Sandy Kane's Blew Comedy Show airs on MNN, a public access station in Manhattan. I have only seen one episode...but it's so deranged I could watch it again and again (well...if someone didn't steal my copy!). Sandy Kane, left, an old shriveled up goulish ex-stripper, tries really hard for the laughs with lame jokes about genitalia. The entire show is filmed in front of a blue screen. Keyed in behind her is an endless barrage of pictures of celebrities with crudely written cartoon bubbles that say "I LIKE DICK" or "LICK MY PUSSY".|
The best part of the show are her pathetic dirty karaoke songs. Her version of Gloria simply changes the words to, "GLORIA! GLORIA! SHE'S A COCKSUCKING WARRIOR! SHE GIVES GREAT BLOWJOBS IN ASTORIA!". She repeats this over and over in her thick gravely New York accent, with little variation for the 5 minute duration of the song...the same canned laughter repeated throughout. This is the worst crap ever and must be heard by the entire world! GENIUS!
Unfortunately I don't have the video anymore, the visuals are stunningly grotesque, but the audio is just as gratingly wonderful and should be pumping out of every SUV on the block!
Sandy Kane - Gloria MP3
If anyone has any videos of Sandy Kane, please contact me, I would like to trade. Someone told me she released a CD, but a Google search turns up nothing...(there's also a bland folk singer named Sandy Kane...I'm sure she's thrilled to have this beauty pop up on a search!)