Saturday, February 12, 2005

Jimmy the Boy Wonder

Hershel Gordon Lewis, creator of Blood Feast, made a kiddie movie?

The premise of this turd is that Jimmy, a doltish little boy, wishes time to stop....and, well, it does. Father Time sends his homely daughter Aurora to lead Jimmy to The Great Clock (cheap cardboard) which only Jimmy can start again. Immidiately they are accosted by Mr. Fig, a gangly weirdo in a plaid suit and thick greasepaint eyebrows. Mr. Fig stops time and intends on wasting Jimmy's time in order to prevent him from restarting TIME. Mr. Fig steals the whole goddamn show with a spastic performance of "I KILLED TIME!"...backed up by a great spooky organ player who could rival Quintron.

Jimmy & Aurora get in many idiotic adventures, accompanied by severely retarded song and dance numbers. They soon get tired (as did the script writers) and Aurora tells JImmy a story...a perfect excuse to jam in some old cartoon in order to kill some time. Jimmy eventually starts time again, but not without a run-in with Mr. Fig's tempting Hot Dog Tree. WOW.

Mr. Fig's Hot Dog Tree MP3


Anonymous Anonymous said...

What? Huh? Did someone put LSD in your coffee before your wrote this?

10:03 PM  

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